Nonsense is not that hard to Understand.

weepingwitch: yeah

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:19:35 -0400

weepingwitch:

yeah

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:18:19 -0400

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:16:52 -0400

grandpanacea: basalt-dnd: mildlypoisonous: basalt-dnd: basal...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:16:44 -0400

grandpanacea:

basalt-dnd:

mildlypoisonous:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

A few joking D&D achievements.

( All images used are No-Attribution Required stock images. )

Forgot these two.

More fake achievements.

Yet more fake achievements.

More!

So… I heard people wanted more of these?

I somehow managed to royally screw up the text, but hopefully these still come in handy.

What are you using to make these?

@mildlypoisonous

I make them in photoshop using watercolor brushes, a parchment background, and stock photos.

@crimsondestruction @cooltobebecca @szebanyi @tybunnythehellmoose

classicmeevs: This would work if you only ever drop cheese

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:13:58 -0400

classicmeevs:

This would work if you only ever drop cheese

sunflorally:part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. the...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:13:32 -0400

sunflorally:

part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. the older you get, the more mistakes you make, the more opportunities you missed, the more people you’ve let down. forgive yourself. don’t beat yourself up. you’re still learning: this is a journey.

toastpotent:

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 21:13:15 -0400

toastpotent:

dearlystims: 🐢| ig: aquamike23

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 19:24:36 -0400

dearlystims:

🐢| ig: aquamike23

hyrude: hyrude:omg did u know the term for stealing less than $50 worth of something is “petit...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:46:53 -0400

hyrude:

hyrude:
omg did u know the term for stealing less than $50 worth of something is “petit larceny” ???? just a little baby larceny. petit theft

OH THAT’S WHERE “PETTY” CRIME COMES FROM wow i love learning

elysedc: The ultimate dad joke compilation

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:45:51 -0400

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

caitykennedy:I think its floating hands can go long distances,...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 02:43:23 -0400

caitykennedy:

I think its floating hands can go long distances, like they can go off and pick an apple from high in a tree. Maybe it can “fly” by pushing off the ground with them.

muji-milk: jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:15:14 -0400

muji-milk:

jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine

tramtheram:I was expecting a joke and all i found was truth.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:14:57 -0400

tramtheram:

I was expecting a joke and all i found was truth.

semitics: stuff-and-shenanigans: we love new SpongeBob...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:14:33 -0400

semitics:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

we love new SpongeBob character portaits

@yelnatszeroni

funnyposts: theawesomeadventurer: i am on another plane right...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:13:23 -0400

funnyposts:

theawesomeadventurer:

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

chickenfarmersan: 2014: touch my butt and buy me pizza 2015: play with my hair and call me...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:06:42 -0400

chickenfarmersan:

2014: touch my butt and buy me pizza

2015: play with my hair and call me baby girl

2016: vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut

2017: choke me and hit me with your car

2018: hey peebrain -you teleport?

pukicho: lonely-boiii: pukicho: CHEAT MODE Close your eyes and you can play any game in your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:03:42 -0400

pukicho:

lonely-boiii:

pukicho:

CHEAT MODE

Close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind, even paper Mario

Paper Mario is trash

Close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person, and then open them and weep

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:16:59 -0400

ultrafacts: Guédelon Castle is a medieval construction project...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:40:44 -0400

ultrafacts:

Guédelon Castle is a medieval construction project located in Treigny, France. The object of the project is to build a castle using only the techniques and materials used in the Middle Ages. When completed in the 2020s, it should be an authentic recreation of a 13th-century medieval castle.

he project has created 55 jobs and is now a tourist destination, with more than 300,000 visits each year.

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catilinas: toastoat: tag urself or pirate characters @euryalus...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:51:01 -0400

catilinas:

toastoat:

tag urself or pirate characters

@euryalus